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"THE RULES" (Humor.)

  • 1. The female always makes the rules.
  • 2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
  • 3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
  • 4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
  • 5. The female is never wrong!
  • 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
  • 7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
  • 8. The female can change her mind at any time.
  • 9. The male must never change his mind without written consent from the female.
  • 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
  • 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
  • 12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
  • 13. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
  • 14. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm to the male ... argghh!! ...




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